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Friday, May 6th to Sunday, May 8th at UPTOWN
JAIL, BAIL, or BRIBE
3rd Annual Spring Challenge Fundraiser
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HeroWork Victoria G.M. Claims Innocence
Rumour mills have been working overtime, making troubling allegations against Trevor Botkin HeroWork GM.
Officials express concerns that, if charges are laid, “T-Bot” presents a serious "flight" risk. Bail should be set HIGH. Case prosecutor recommends $50,000.
HeroWork Founder and CEO, Paul Latour, says, “Although an investigation is pending, we stand strong behind Trevor and his innocence. He's a great guy!"
"It's a conspiracy!” says the Director of Radical. "If Judge Gordy Dodd lock's me up, I’m confident that our community will bail me out! I just hope that nobody is trying to bribe officials to keep me in!”
The Fine Print:
Don't be fooled by all the trash talk. This is a fun and playful fundraising event to help HeroWork deliver its mission of renewing charity infrastructure. These above chargers are not real.
Is Trevor actually a great guy?
- Giving away the shirt of someone else's back?
- Impersonating Santa Claus (with intent to steal Christmas)?
- Taking a hockey puck from The Victoria Grizzlies?
- Taking candy from a baby?
"There is photographic proof of these allegations," claims the Prosecutor. "I've seen the images of him impersonating Santa and eating a baby's candy. They will come to light in due course. Mr. Botkin is not actually a great guy. His extensive network makes him flight risk. Bail should be $50,000.”
“These accusations are very troubling,” announced Judge Gordy Dodd. “My court will weigh all of the evidence and rule accordingly. Will Trevor go to trial? Or will all the charges be thrown out? I will decide when he is taken into custody May 6th at UPTOWN How long he stays in Jail is up to you!!”
“The charges are bogus!,” says Mr. Botkin’s lawyer. “The evidence is circumstantial at best. Everything is being taken out of context. It’s shameful that one of Victoria’s Honorary Citizens is being treated this way. Rest assured I will not rest until my client is proven innocent.”
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